now... i'm going to use a fake name for this person who i wanted to kill earlier this week, how about.... BILLIE...

Llama(Pencil-she changed her name. Just go with it): Ash do you want to look at some funny pokemon vines?!

Me: nah... HOW ABOUT MLP-KINGDOM HEARTS CROSSOVER FAN ART?!!(don't judge... BRONIE TILL DEATH PARTS MOI AND LIFE)

Llama:nah... not in the mood... how about...

Me: MARCASSAINxREADER FANFICS!!!(marcassain is a character from the JRPG Ni No Kuni... and I am NOT in love with him!)

Llama: No! You just want to pretend Marcassain knows you and loves you!

Me: Okay, 1 THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF xREADER FANFICS! and 2, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH MARCASSAIN! nvm let's just look at pokemon vines...

Billie:what are you doing, llama?*pushes Me out of the way*

Me: Ahem?

Billie: Not now Ash, can't you see I'm talking to Llama?

Llama: Yeah!*whisper* I'm so sorry luv uuuuu

Billie: Anyway, what ya doin'?

Llama: Me 'n Ash are looking at pokemon vines! They are hilarious!

Me:*goes to other side of Llama* Uh huh! But you won-!

Billie: Oh lets see!*moves to other side and pushes Me out of the way AGAIN*

Me: SERIOUSLY BILLIE?! I WAS KINDA HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH LLAMA UNTIL YOU BARGED IN!

Billie: Well excuse ME for wanting MY best friend to NOT hang out with someone who thinks that POKEMON and LORDSHIP OF HEARTS or whatever it's called is COOL!

Me: Don't get me started-

Llama: I MADE THAT UP!!

Me:NOT NOW LLAMA!!! Anyway, I am her best friend! NOT YOU! AND IT IS KINGDOM HEARTS. KINGDOM HEARTS IS NOT HARD TO REMEMBER!! Just the words KINGDOM and HEARTS!!

Teacher: STOP SHOUTING OR I'LL PUT YOU IN DETENTION!!(note I have NEVER had a detention)

Me and Llama and Billie: Yes, miss...

Teacher:good. Now would you like to share your conversation to the class?

Billie and Llama: No, mi-

Me: Actually, yes! I would honestly like your opinion on this, miss!

Teacher: O...K...so?

Me: Well-

Billie: I don't think we shoul-

Me:Too late! Anyway, so Llama and I were about to look at some funny pictures, when Billie here pushed me out of the way and asked Llama what she was doing!

Billie: No I-

Llama: Then I told her me 'n Ash were looking at funny Pokemon pictures! Ash went to the other side of me and-

Billie: We all-

Me: She moved to that side and pushed me out of the way AGAIN. So I may or may not have retaliated, but that isn't important...

Billie: Well...-

Llama: Then she proclaimed that she was my best friend, when ASH is!

Billie: Well-

Me: AND Billie insulted my interests, calling my favourite game series something that sounds NOTHING like what its ACTUALLY called!

Teacher: And what is it called?

Billie: Lordship of hearts!

Me: KINGDOM HEARTS, BILLIE!!!! IT IS NOT HARD TO REMEMBER!!!

Teacher: STOP SHOUTING and I'm confused.

Me: The game series is called Kingdom Hearts, and Billie called it 'Lordship of Hearts'...

Billie: NO I DIDN'T!

Me and Llama: ah, YA JUST DID!

Random Person from the Class: So this is about that stupid Kingdom Hearts game?

Me:STUPID?! Oh you're gettin' a thrashin' now! ( I go to thrash him with a replica of Misty's mallet)

Llama: Oh no you don't!( Holds me back)

Me:LLAMA LET. GO. NOW!!

Llama: Not until you PINKIE PROMISE to not hit him! AND NO PONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!

Me:*sigh*... cross my hooves and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.... I won't hit him...

Llama: Promise?

Me:I did the pinkie promise!

sooo.... i stretched it.... a lot.... i got carried away... a...li-...lot...