Administrator: Good day fools who gaze upon the stars. I have a question for you trainee, do you believe the stars are alive or are we alone and the moon is not it's eye?

Oh don't answer that, believe me you don't want it's eye to gaze upon you... Hmm? You recognize this place before? You do not RECOGNIZE IT, I REPEAT, DO NOT RECOGNIZE IT, disposable- I mean new employee.

Hmm? You want to know where you are?
Why you are in [REDACTED], huh? You didn't hear me that's fine, now for your work, I need you to keep on checking the moon, if you ever notice the stars vanishing in the sky tell us through that fine and dandy telephone. Huh why do you need to call us?

Well you don't want it's gaze since it's first sign that it's gazing the world...

Huh? What do you mean it?
Oh foolish employee your now the first line of defense against that thing and it's growing size, if you don't look at it for the next 5 mins, then the reset button will be needed

Oh you're asking what it is?

Why it's a rampaging monster that never sleeps, it only devours the landmasses and to evolve to more eldritch being.

Do not let it notice you for a long period of time, anyways there's gonna be a new person on the watch every hour at least and you get a house and the monthly salary is 2 million.

Any questions?

Oh you guys have questions?

Interesting.

Very interesting ideas folks.

But this is the safest job out there.

Just do what you are told and you will win 2 million.

Oh you're asking why the large payment?

No one wants it, so you are the lucky winner.

CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🎉🎉

...these creatures are lying, do not believe their lies.

You heard a voice?

There is no voice except ours.

And now

Welcome to [REDACTED], we hope you enjoy your stay.

...foolish contractors of the company, you do not know what rabbit hole you have entered.

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You heard a voice?

The only voice in this orientation is mine.

That right there is the medallion of the order.

It's very much a gps location. -.. --- -. .----. - / - --- ..- -.-. .... / .. - --..-- / .. - .----. ... / .- / -.. . .- - .... / - .-. .- .--. / .-- .- .. - .. -. --. / - --- / .... .- .--. .--. . -.

And you don't touch it.

Never touch it, employee now let's go talk about your lunch.

Is every meal important?

Of course it is, it might be your 12 1 19 20

What's that?

You don't need to know about the last part employee.

Now let's go to your work office.

You get the corner office near the window, now you feel like those MC in high school stories.

...what do you want me to say?

This is stupid...

Now, I hereby declare you as a part of the company and the crew.

Welcome 🎊 🎊 may you live longer than the other recruits.

Goodbye, and we check on you tomorrow.

...
You shouldn't have trusted them...

Anyways choice is yours, Stanley wannabe,

Go observe whatever it is out there, or watch MYTube.

What a cruel Fate you have.