hoseokthestranger
PARK JIMIN ISTG I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL FUCKING CUT YOUR BALLS OFF

taetae
wow
what a harsh way to start a conversation
but hi

hoseokthestranger
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I TEXTED THE WRONG PERSON AGAIN DIDNT I
FUCKING HELL JUNG HOSEOK
YOU HAD ONE DUTY

taetae
lmao
what did this friend of yours do anyway
for you to be so harsh

hoseokthestranger
you won't believe this
but he stole the last slice of chocolate cake in the fridge

taetae
um..
it's just chocolate cake

hoseokthestranger
bbbbooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiii
if it's just chocolate cake
then you probs haven't tasted Jin hyung's chocolate cake
istg it's heaven

taetae
uhuh

hoseokthestranger
DONT 'UHUH' ME
IF I KNEW WHO YOU REALLY WERE
I'D DRAG YOU TO HYUNG'S PLACE AND FEED YOU HIS COOKING
HE'S BASICALLY OUR MOM

taetae
our?

hoseokthestranger
yeah
me, jimin and jungkook
can't count namjoon cause he's basically hyung's husband
can't count yoongi hyung either since he's our resident grandpa
so yeah
our mom lol

taetae
um
okay?

hoseokthestranger
oh shit
did i just weird you out?
fuck

taetae
it's okay
you're practically a friend

hoseokthestranger
just 'practically'?

taetae
friends
if you want to be

hoseokthestranger
i was joking lol
of course i want us to be friends :)

taetae
...
okay

hoseokthestranger
okay ;)