<in a vidcall>

Nae: *gasp* Atsuya actually started a group call! Did you miss us?

Someoka: *snickers* Pft, really now? Atsuya, that's not like you- What did you do..?

Atsuya: HEY! Look, I was bored ok? So I replaced Aniki's water with Vodka and- OH FOR THE LOVE OF SNOW, ANIKI- DON'T BREAK THE DOOR-

<in the background>

Shirou: *slides on an ice block around and smashes the door*
OWwWIeE... ATSUYA, YOU NWEED TO SWIDE ON THISH ICE BLOCKS LIKE PENGUINS- *smiles his heartwarming smile like nothing happens*

Atsuya: Aniki is... Uh- he needs help. Major help.