Tachimukai: Endou-san, why did you married Natsumi?

Endou: For plot convinience.

Tachimukai: So, you can't divorce her?

Endou: sadly no, legends said if I dare defy the orders of the producers, the law will put soccer in jail.

Tachimukai: *looks around and whispers* Is this a cry for help?

Endou: *sobs* yes.