Haruna: Thank you so much for walking me home Gouenji-kun!

Gouenji: Its fine, it's the least I can do since you babysitted Yuuka for the weekend anyway.

Kidou: *peeps from a wall not far away*

Haruna & Gouenji: *blah bleh bloh bleh bloh blah*

Haruna: *gasp* no way... Nii-san is going to be so mad, can I?

Kidou: Huh-

Gouenji: Yea, as long as Kidou doesn't find out, you can sleep wit–

Kidou: *runs towards Gouenji* EAT @$$ SONNYYYYYY *sucker punches Gouenji in the face*

Haruna: NII-SAN?!

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Kidou: Are you OK? Did he hurt you? YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING WITH ANYONE TOO, especially with HIM! *stands up*

Gouenji: *KO-ed*

Haruna: *confusion noises* We were talking about this- *points to a huge penguin plushie in a paper bag*

Kidou: ...Huh?

Haruna: Y-yea! Yuuka gave me this as a gift for being the best babysitter ever, if I told you I got this penguin... Oh forget it. How are we going to help Gouenji out now? *points to an unconcious Gouenji*

Kidou: He's so going to hate me forever now-

Haruna: Hunt you actually, *pats his back* Hey Nii-san, what are you going to write on your grave?

Kidou: *sniffs* I... write everything that I'll sing, then hire a penguin choir to sing it in my funeral, you as conductor and it's dedicated to Gouenji, *ahem*

REMEEEEMMBER MEE--

A/N: Learn from Kidou, don't sucker punch people in the face.

P.S. Should Gouenji forgive the guy? Comment below-