<1st grade AU cause why not>

Haizaki: Hey Kidou, what's 1+1?

Kidou: 2. Why?

Haizaki: Well you're wrong.

Kidou: Well then prove me wrong.

Haizaki: 1+1=11. How can you be so dumb?

Kidou: *flips em tables* WTF THAT'S NOT LOGICAL---

P. S. I'm lacking inspiration ;; sorreh