Gouenji: Yuuka, is that a birthday cake with candles behind you?

Yuuka: Uh nooo... Why would you ask that oni-chan?

Gouenji: Mind explaning what's burning behind you then?

Yuuka: Uhh.... *sweatdrops frantically*

Gouenji: *stares deeply into her soul*

Yuuka: Its a cigarette-

Gouenji: *anime falls slow motionly*