I want this ^^^

Also, Semi-NSFW Warning for some parts!

Kaede Akamatsu

-Was trying to teach you piano.

-There was no room on the bench for two people so she just--

-Dragged you down to sit on her f̶a̶c̶e̶   lap.

- (I get more dirty each time I write)

-You could barely focus on the keys as your hands were wrapped up in her own. Not to mention the fact that you were subtly grinding against her. (Not that you minded)

-Kaede couldn't help but notice how turned on you were and teased you about it.

- "You seem distracted, S/O. Want me to play something else?" she slid a finger down your thigh with an 'innocent' smirk. 

- "Kaede!"

Kirumi Tojo

-Exhausted from another long day at work.

-She sat down on the couch, closing her eyes when she felt a small weight on her lap.

- "Are you okay, Kirumi?"

-She opened her eyes to see her adorable S/O straddling her lap.

- O h .

-Very embarrassed, but still kept her composure.

- "Come here," she spoke softly, opening her arms.

-You leaned into her touch and the two of you stayed, cuddling on the couch.

- 'So cute...' Kirumi thought drearily, running her fingers through your hair.

Maki Harukawa

-Wasn't giving you enough attention.

- "Makiiii kiss me...!" you whined childishly.

-She was too busy thinking about her next assassination, and was accidentally ignoring you as we speak.

-But suddenly, you had an idea.

-Grabbing her chin, you sat on her lap and promptly kissed her, snapping her out of her daze and making her blush redder than her uniform.

- "S-S/O!" she gasped when your lips parted, but it wasn't long before you got back to it. Kissing her longer so she wouldn't have time to get angry.

-Giving into temptation, she held your waist in her strong arms and continued to make out with you, her thoughts of the assassination leaving her mind.

-You have her full attention now.

Miu Iruma

- (I'm sorry)

- "Bitch get over here,"

- "Wha- AH--!"

-You didn't even initiate it. Miu had pulled you into her lap and the two of you were making out in her room with no intentions of stopping.

-Her hot tongue darted over your lips as she made you grind against her thigh, effectively turning you on with the sudden movements. 

-Yeah, she was horny.

-The two of you hungrily made out with each other for what seemed like hours until Miu threw you onto her bed.

-Good luck.

Tenko Chabashira

-Nearly fainted right there on the spot.

- "Tenko?" you asked innocently, sitting on her lap like the cutest thing on earth.

- "H-Hhdjb--znjbdeg--"

-Her words came out all jumbled and her face was red.

- 'CUTECUTECUTECUTE--'

-She could barely think straight and just hugged you close to her.

-"Ipromisetoprotectyouandloveyouandohmygodyou'rethecutestIloveyou--!"

-You couldn't really make out what she was saying but you hugged her back and kissed her shoulder. "I love you, Tenko."

-Now she fainted.

Angie Yonaga

- "Oh? How cute, S/O!"

-She chirped happily and practically fawned over you in her lap. Hugging you close and smothering you with kisses.

- "Atua has truly blessed me with such a divine rarity!"

- "Ehehe! Angieeee!" you blushed at the compliments, leaning in to her embrace with a loving smile.

-Kept hugging you for a while.

-And a while...

-Oh shit she won't let go...

-H e l p.

Himiko Yumeno

-You must be really tiny first of all.

-Was half asleep when you decided to surprise her. She could barely function properly until you spoke.

- "Himiko~" you teased, gently straddling her and lifting her chin.

- "Nyeh...NYEH?!" Her eyes nearly leapt out of their sockets when she realized that you were sitting on her. A blush quickly forming on her face.

-She was definitely awake now..

Tsumugi Shirogane

- 'I'VE BEEN BLESSED BY THE GODS OF ANIME HOLY SHI--'

-Was screaming mentally, but was blushing physically.

- "Ohmygod S/O this trope is so cute! You're so cute!"

-Squealed and fangirled over you like you were best girl. (Because you are) and nearly dropped you since she was shaking so much from excitement.

-Hugged you tightly and glared at anyone who dared look at you wrong. About to go all yandere for her waifu...

- "Can we try the kabedon trope next?"

- "What's that?"

- ;)

A/N: The year has come to an end, and I write this before 2020 is over.

Expect some...interesting things to come for 2021...

EDIT: I forgot Himiko so I just quickly added her on my phone. It felt weird to type on mobile for once.