A/N: I saw this prompt on Tumblr once when I was still fairly new to the Danganronpa fandom, and I thought it was really cute. So I decided to write my own spin on it.

P.S: In this scenario, S/O is the Former SHSL Preschool Teacher. So the little kid crushing on S/O is actually one of her students. 

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Kaede Akamatsu

-A bit surprised to say the least when she saw an adorable looking little girl standing at your doorstep. Holding a bouquet of F/C flowers in her hand, as she swayed back and forth excitedly.

- "Uhh...hello there~!" nice as always, Kaede sent her a charming smile and kneeled down to match her height. "Do you need something little one?"

- "Yes! Is Miss S/O home?" she replied chipperly, "I wanted to give these to her."

- "Oh? That's so sweet!" Kaede smiled and did not think much of it at first. As she only thought of it as a cute gesture. "I'm sure S/O would love your gift."

- "She better!" the child smiled, "After all, we are getting married in the future when I'm older!"

-Kaede felt an arrow of shock stab through her heart. 

-Married?

-Clinging onto her last shred of maturity, Kaede laughed awkwardly and nodded along. Waving goodbye to the little girl and trudging back inside disappointedly.

- 'How could I get so jealous over a kid? A kid! She's like six!'

-Puffing up her cheeks at the thought, Kaede spotted you on the couch and went over to go plop down beside you. Pulling you into her lap and smothering you into a hug. 

- "W-Woah! Clingy aren't we?" you giggled, petting her hair from below. 

- "It's your fault for being so cute." Kaede pouted, "You've got literal preschoolers fawning over you!"

Kirumi Tojo

-She handles the situation sophistically and professionally. 

- "How thoughtful of you," she comments, gently taking the flowers, "These are even in S/O's favorite color..."

- "Mhm! I know!" the child beams, "If we're gonna get married someday, I'll have to know her favorite color!"

-Oh? Kirumi sees now. 

-Rather than getting jealous however, Kirumi just chuckles in amusement and pats the little girl's head. 

- "Thank you for the gift darling. I'll be sure to give these to S/O when she comes back."

-Making sure the child goes back to her parent, Kirumi smiles and goes back inside to see you sitting at the table. Eyes with a look of surprise as you looked at the bouquet of flowers in your wife's hand. Flattered by the small present. 

- "You got flowers for me, Kirumi?" you smiled.

- "Not quite love, one of your students has appeared to have a crush on you, and gave you these."

-She set the small bouquet on the table and chuckled. Walking over to give you a sweet kiss on the forehead. "But I know she'll never steal you away. There's only one woman in this world you'd marry..."

-Leaning back to place a firm yet gentle kiss on your lips, Kirumi smiled and rubbed her finger over your wedding ring, "And that's me."

Maki Harukawa

-Was definitely not expecting to see a young girl waiting outside your guys' doorstep. 

-She was also definitely not expecting for the young girl to pull the "I want to marry your wife" proposal with a bouquet of flowers, and a plastic ring won from a Stallmart gumball machine.

- "You...want to marry my wife?" Maki spoke too honestly, not even sugarcoating her words as she saw the girl before her tremble in confusion. 

- "M-Miss S/O's married?" the child stammered out.

- "...Yep. To me." 

-Maki had no filter. And she just closed the door in front of her before the girl could even start crying. 

- 'Oh wait I should probably accept the gifts anyway.'

-Opens the door again to say "thank you for the gifts" and closes it afterwards. The little girl resuming her crying and sobbing as she went home.

-Upon hearing muffled crying coming from outside, you came out of your guys' room to see what all the commotion was about. 

- "Maki? What was that about? Why was there a little girl crying outside?"

- "Don't worry about it. Here, I got you some flowers."

Miu Iruma

- "Oh shi-- heyy there..."

-Had to tone down on the swearing the moment she saw a child right in front of her. Sure Miu was pretty vulgar but even she had standards around children.

- "So uh, whatcha doin' here shortstack?" Miu awkwardly asked, looking down at the little girl with nervousness and confusion. 

- "Oh? You're not Miss S/O!" the child tried peering into your house and pouted, "But this is the right address! Where is she?"

- "Woah woah woah," Miu had to gently nudge the little girl away from your door, "Why do you wanna see S/O so bad huh?"

- The child smiled innocently, "So I could marry her! I even bought all this stuff to propose to her cuz' that's what people do when they love someone!"

-Despite how cute that sounded, Miu squinted her eyes in slight jealousy. 

- "Well too bad, I did it first so I beat ya to it!"

-And despite being a full grown ass adult, Miu stuck her tongue out like a toddler and slammed the door in her face.

-She ran into the house and found you sitting somewhere on your couch. Running towards you and faceplanting into your boobs. 

- "Fuck you and your hotness! I had to fend you off from a fetus!"

Tenko Chabashira

-At first she was gushing over how adorable the girl was at your doorstop, and she thought that she was perhaps selling flowers for a girl scout activity or something.

-Boy was she wrong.

- "Awww are you selling flowers for charity? Wait here, I'm gonna go grab my bag--"

- "No silly!" the girl giggled innocently, "These are for Miss S/O! I'm proposing to her today!"

- "Proposing to her what now?" Tenko's face scrunched up in confusion. 

- "Proposing to her! I wanna marry her someday and we'll have the biggest, most prettiest, most cutest wedding ever!"

-Caught off guard by this weird and sudden situation, Tenko could only laugh awkwardly to the child's delusional propositions. Who was totally unaware that she was talking to S/O's wife of all people.

- "Well uh, I hate to tell you this sweetie but S/O isn't currently home right now," Tenko felt so guilty for lying, "But I can give these to her if you want."

-Reluctantly agreeing, the child handed Tenko her flowers and went on her way. Leaving Tenko to rush back inside in a fit of mild jealousy. 

- "S/OOOO! I'm so jealous!" she found you snickering beside the window as you had watched the whole interaction. 

- "Don't laugh at me! It's not my fault you're so gorgeous and beautiful! Girls of all ages practically want you but you're mineee!"

Angie Yonaga

- "Oh, what a cute little girl you are!" Angie cooed nonchalantly, "What brings you to S/O and I's humble home?"

- "Uhhh, who're you?" the child asked bluntly. "I didn't know Miss S/O lived with another woman..."

- "Huh? Well of course S/O lives with me," she clasps her hands together and sighs in happiness, "She's my wife after all. Why wouldn't we live together?"

- "Wife?!" the little girl looked shocked, "B-But I was planning to marry her first!"

- "Marry her? But little girl, you look only six years--"

-Aaaand she was gone. Having run off to go home after learning the shocking news that her teacher was already taken by another woman. 

- "Oh dear...I made a young girl upset! Poor thing..." going back inside, Angie couldn't help but feel sorry for crushing the little girl's hopes and dreams. Despite her dreams being to marry her own wife...

- "I heard crying from outside. Did something happen?" you asked from the kitchen, watching as Angie came back into the house with a bouquet of F/C flowers left behind from the girl.

- "Ah...this youth wanted your hand in marriage. But I'm sure she will be alright." Taking a flower from the bouquet, Angie tucked it behind your ear and smiled, "Now, let us resume our dinner date my goddess!"

Himiko Yumeno

-Was too tired to even fully register what was happening outside your door. Blinking tiredly as she watched the small girl in front of her drone on and on with her lips moving repeatedly.

-All she heard at that point was "blah blah blah, Miss S/O," and "blah blah blah, marry her."

-Wait.

-Marry her?

-Himiko shook her head awake with surprise, not sure if she heard the girl correctly. "Nyeh? Say that again?"

- "I said I wanted to marry Miss S/O!" the girl chimed, "I even went out to get stuff she liked so she could accept!"

-Your wife didn't say anything. Only blinking in silence as the words slowly registered inside her brain. 

- 'This...This child. Want to marry my S/O?!'

-Even though she was also a full grown ass adult, her pettiness got the best of her and Himiko huffed out a "No!" before slamming the door right in her face. Too annoyed and mad to even keep a straight face.

-She trudged inside, finding you on your guys' bed and face planting into your chest. "Cuddles. Now. I'm mad."

-You spent the rest of the afternoon comforting Himiko as she now had to face the realization that there was some competition for your love.

Tsumugi Shirogane

- "Oh, uh...hi there!" she was caught off guard by the sight of a little girl on your guys' doorstep, but nevertheless, she still upheld a kind smile, "Can I help you?"

- "Does Miss S/O live here?" the girl spoke, "I checked around, she should live here. But I dunno who you are..."

-Ouch.

-Tsumugi felt a stab to her heart at those words.

- "Oh, well I'm Miss S/O's loving wife," Tsumugi chuckled innocently, "Did you need to ask her something?"

-The little girl only huffed in response, "Wife? There's no way someone like you could be married to Miss S/O. You're too plain for her!"

-Another stab to the heart.

- "Ahaha..." Tsumugi felt her pride falling, "I-I see..."

- "I'm a much better candidate to be Miss S/O's wife. I'm cuter, more adorable, I know her favorite color, and--"

-She slammed the door in the child's face as she couldn't bear to hear any more. Going back to where you guys were cuddling and wrapping her arms around you. 

- "What was that?" you questioned.

- "Oh, nothing," Tsumugi only sighed into the crook of your neck and stroked your hair, "I'm just glad you chose to marry plain old me out of all the other girls..."

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A/N: Should I try pineapple for the first time? I've never had it...