so because I don't have the guts to post it on tiktok, I'm gonna do it on here aha

anyways here's how drunk (gonna use numbers as in how many drinks I had to have) I have to be to hookup with mcu characters that come to the top of my head

Tony Stark - probably 3

Steve Rogers - completely sober not a single drop of alcohol😌

Natasha Romanoff - sober

Bruce Banner - about 3 as well

Clint Barton - 73859593982727173774 drinks

Thor Odinson - maybe 1

Bucky Barnes - ✨extremely sober✨

Sam Wilson - soberrrrr

Wanda Maximoff - I mean 😼

Pietro Maximoff - you guess ;)

Scott Lang - eh maybe 4

Loki - sober again oops :)

Hela - meh maybe 5 cuz I feel like she would kill me 😃

Dr. Strange - 3

Peter Parker - sober but he's too babie to do that 🥺

uhhhh and that's all I'm gonna do for now if you want a part two I can with characters that are requested lmao