A/N: I just thought this scenario seemed funny, so I decided to write for it. Everyone here is of legal drinking age. Obviously. 

P.S: Modern AU :)

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Mikasa Ackerman

-Knows exactly what to do.

-The moment she sees you all delirious and woozy, she knows it's time to go. 

- "S/O, I think it's time to go home now. Do you need me to carry you?"

-Gently coaxes you with a soft and quiet voice. She knows that when you're drunk, loud noises tend to startle you. So she tries to be as quiet as possible when dealing with your drunk self.

-Can't walk properly? She hoists you over her shoulder like nothing. 

-Carries you to the car and tries to make the passenger seat more comfortable. She wants you to sleep well, knowing that in the morning, you'd be dead wasted.

-You probably will.

-When you wake up the next morning with bad hangover, Mikasa is already by your side with your favorite breakfast, and a good morning kiss.

Annie Leonhart

-Thinks you look cute being drunk. So she watches instead of helping at first.

- "Are you single?" Annie will tease, watching as you give her an offended look.

- "Of courseeee not! I'm taken by my girlfriend, Annie!" you'd whine, right in front of your actual girlfriend. Who snickered at your devoted "loyalty."

- "Uh huh..." Annie would raise a brow at you and watch as you rambled on and on about how amazing she was. Granted, you were starting to go into a bolder territory, but Annie didn't mind.

- "And she has a really nice ass--"

- "Okay babygirl, I think you've had enough to drink."

-Finally takes it upon herself to take you home. Smiling as you slept on her during the entire ride home.

-She definitely teases you about it in the morning. 

Ymir

-Makes sure you're not too intoxicated. She doesn't want you having a nasty hangover the next day.

- (Mostly because she doesn't want to deal with a fussy girlfriend so early in the morning)

-Like Annie, she thinks you look cute being drunk, yet she also finds you extremely hilarious since you have no idea what you're saying. 

- "Ymir, do...do you think it's possible for an alligator and a crocodile to make...crocogators?"

- "...Alright babe, no more drinking."

-Watches you like a hawk. She swears that if she takes her eyes off of you, you'll find some way to commit arson. With or without matches and lighters.

- "Okay S/O, I'm back from the bathr-- ARE THOSE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS?"

-Doesn't take you to too many bars after that.

Historia Reiss

-You can be quite the handful for Historia to deal with, but she doesn't mind.

-Takes you home after you start getting dizzy. Your girlfriend --despite being small-- easily dragging your ass to the car.

-Definitely one of the best girls to take care of you in a hangover. She's just so caring and knows exactly what to do.

- "Historia, you really don't need to--"

- "Hush S/O. Get in the bath. Now."

-Very assertive in taking care of you. She wants to make sure you're feeling alright.

-Babies you via spoon feeding. She treats you like a sick elderly person, it's kind of funny. 

- "Say ahhhh..."

- "Historia, I'm an adult, and I'm definitely capable of feeding myself."

- "Don't care. Open. Now."

Hange Zoe

-Is the reason you are drunk.

-Probably challenged you to a drinking competition aaaaannd here we are. With you lying over the table in a flustered daze.

- "Pfftsh, don't tell me you're drunk already, S/O."

- "Mmmpfhmspm..."

-Not the best at taking care of drunk girlfriends, but she tries. 

-Probably get's takeout from your favorite restaurant when you have a hangover. Then you guys just chill for the remainder of the day while browsing through your favorite Netflix shows. 

-She makes a pillow fort for you and everything. She just wants you to feel better since she knows that this was partially her fault...

-Cuddling you is an apology from her.

Sasha Braus

-Is also probably the reason why you're drunk. 

-She doesn't know you're drunk until you've reached the point where you're running into walls and calling hairy men, "tiny beast titans." 

-Now she get's it. Not the beast titan part though, because this is a Modern AU and nothing devastating ever happened.

-A bit reluctant to leave, but her good girlfriend side takes over and forces herself to help you. Taking you home to rest before the impending doom of your hangover arrives.

- "Heyyyy, g'morning hotstuff! You doing alri--"

- "Sasha. No."

- "Oki doki!"

-Orders you/makes you whatever you crave. You had a rough night after all, so it's only fair that you get the best meals for today.

Pieck Finger

-Like Mikasa, she can be a bit more comforting and quiet than the others. 

-She understands that being intoxicated can feel woozy at first, but the hangovers that follow afterward, can feel like you're dying inside. So, she tries her best to make you feel better.

- "We should probably go home now, darling. I don't want you too drunk."

-A bit like a mom to you. She finds your drunken antics to be sort of funny, but she wants you to take care of yourself as your girlfriend.

- "S/O, you have no idea how cute you are being, but please lie down."

- "Spoon meeee!"

-Has to cuddle you while you sleep since you're so antsy when you're drunk.

-She's prepared the following morning when you wake up with a sore body and a terrible headache. A smile on her face as she watches you smash a pillow against your face.

- "Awake now, aren't we Miss Fussy? C'mon, I made you your favorite..."

Yelena

-Probably finds you extremely amusing when you perform your little drunk antics. 

-You're so delirious and out of it, it actually makes her chuckle. 

- "You think I'm a what now?"

- "A giraffe, Yelena! Oh my godddd you're so tall...a six foot seven flagpole of a woman...!"

-After saying that, you pass out right on top of her. Completely knocked out and slightly drooling on her left shoulder from all the alcohol in your body.

-Yelena then takes it upon herself to carry you on her back piggyback style. Taking you home, to which you wake up again, still on her back.

- "Holy shit I'm flying! Yelena, I'm ascending right now, I'm gonna cry."

- "S/O, you are just on my back. I'm not that tall."

-Has to take care of you in the morning and holds your hair back when you vomit and feel sick. So caring.

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A/N: Loved writing for this one. I've had lots of experience in dealing with different types of drunk people, so this was a fun scenario to write for.